Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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