Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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