btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
one two three fourrrrnication!
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize