it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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