Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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