Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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