"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
