The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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