Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
