it hurts more in the daytime
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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