Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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