Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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