I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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