Whod you bang
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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