You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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