I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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