guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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