I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
vagina is talking i cant
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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