i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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