Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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