Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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