community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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