Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
And then he peed in my hair
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