So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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