dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So here I am, sexting at work.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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