i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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