CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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