DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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