Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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