WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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