So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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