He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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