The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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