? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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