He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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