We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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