yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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