we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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