Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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