Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
tell me about the fingering
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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