your room smells of hookers.
And success
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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