it was like his penis was on wheels.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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