dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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