That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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