I need help removing her.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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