And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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