the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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