I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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