Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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