Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Randomize
