took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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