My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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