i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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